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If you needed a laugh...

- VEGAS TRIP -

Husband and Wife are having a fight. Wife has HAD IT! She marches upstairs and starts packing her bags...

Husband - "Where are you going?!"

Wife - "I'm moving to Vegas. I heard that I can make $300 doing what I do for you for free."

(Man starts packi...

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Artwork For Sale!

Hello, my sweets!

I have been entertaining myself lately by diving into the arts- painting, sketching, crafting, etc... And my (already small) apartment is running out of wall space to hang my many works of art. Lol... S...

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Anyone have the phone number for GhostBusters?

I wouldn't necessarily say that I am a superstitious person, or one who whole-heartedly believes in the paranormal happenings that we occasionally hear of (mostly around the month of October). I would actually call myself a "sup...

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"Better Than Sex" 10 Min No Bake Peach Cobbler

Summer is soon upon us!!! I can already feel the light flow of a cotton summer dress on my thighs and the slight burn of the fresh flip-flop straps digging into my winter-babied feet! Lol... (Ah, the battle wounds of fashion!) I can't WAIT for the heat! Bring it on, I say! This past week with the...

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Super Bowl Party Hacks

Here are a few ideas to take the hassle out of throwing a party -

Chips & dip served with style: Place a wine glass upright in a large serving bowl. Pour chips into bowl around the outside of the glass. Fill inside of wine glass with chip dip and wha la! Instant, no-ha...

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Pet Peeves (Aaaaaarrrrgggggg the FRUSTRATION!)

Have you ever had that one day where it seemed all day long like people were just out to annoy you? Complete strangers- people you see out in public, in the store, driving past others on the street, people EVERYWHERE had obviously all gotten up that morning and had an email in their inbox...

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Black Balled

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgery. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse?" he mumbles from behind the oxygen mask, "Are my ...

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How this hobby has opened my eyes in AMAZING ways!

Being a hobbyist has done many things to enrich my life, bring me joy, and has provided additional blessings in disguise that I hadn't even realized... Until now. =-)

This blessing came in the form of knowledge and insight into the male mind and how it operates. Views on relationships, lif...

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Unique Valentines Day Gift Ideas For Her

Have you grown tired of picking up the same old box of chocolates and sappy Valentine's Day card for your significant other? Here are some super original ideas for you that will knock her off her feet and be the spark you need to light the flame of love this Valentine's Day!

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Five Things You Should NEVER Microwave.

1) Broccoli. When broccoli is heated in the microwave it loses up to 97% of its healthy antioxidants and nutrients. So, when most of us are eating the broccoli mostly for its health benefits anyhow, rather than for the actual wonderful taste of the vegetable, we may as well ...

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10 Ways To Catch Her Eye (And keep it!)


1) Appear Confident... Even if you arent known to be the most confident guy in your group, locate the guy that IS the most confident, and take mental notes on his demeanor. What subtle actions/gestures does he make that set him appart from the ho-hum regular crowd? Is it his sense of humor?...

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F.A.Q. - Rissa Answers

Frequently Asked Questions - 

Q: Are you independent? (If not or if so, why?)

A: YES, I am totally, 100% completely independent. I always have been and I always will be. I have...

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My Bucket List (May God help me)

  • Fly! (In an airplane, of course.) Lol... I've traveled train, automobile of every sort, cruise ship, even hitch hiked once. I've never had the need nor opportunity to fly (yet!).
  • Ride a ...

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Ya don't say...

A guy sits at the local bar in a small dusty town sipping his brew and shaking off the long work day. Suddenly he is approached by a hot young female wearing a tight, strawberry red dress. Standing close enough that he can smell her flowery perfume, she strikes up a flirty conversation.  Aft...

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Where have all the (honest, truthful, trustworthy) men gone?

Many apologies up front because this is about to be a rant...

So when I grew up it pretty much went without saying that if you had called and set up a meeting with someone, whether it be a friend or professional visit, and you were running late or had decided not to go at all, that the pe...

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Things to never say to a VIP girl (lol) :-)

Some things are just better left unsaid. Here are just a few things that top my list:

  • "I hope you're good!" (Doesn't this always go without saying anyhow?)
  • "Are you clean?" (Honestly, if she wasn't clean, do you really think she's going say so? Lol...)
  • "Are you ...

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

WOW. What a year!! While I look back upon the past year with fondness and cherished thoughts, I have to say that I am very excited about what this next year may bring. I just have a feeling its going to be super great!! (Anyone else have that feeling too?) 

Im not one to make a list ...

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'No AA' Does Not Mean 'No Alcoholics Anonymous Members'...

You know, it really throws me off when people jump to quick assumptions about others and are so fast to throw around labels and call names when they themselves are contributing to the entire dilusion in the 1st place.

I do not prefer to date black guys. I never have. That's just me. Some ...

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3, 2, 1... action!

Role playing is one of those fun little activities that can freshen up anyone's bedroom activities, no matter how monotonous or same ol' same ol' that scene has become. I personally love it, in all of its glorious different forms. Some of my personal faves include:

Secretary ♡ Wearing a c...

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KISS ME! I'm not Irish, but what tha heck!

Wishing everyone a safe, healthy, happy, very green and very drunken St. Patty's Day! I myself am craving some corned beef & cabbage. Mmmm.... After all the parades are run thru, and the kegs of green beer have been consumed, why don't u end the celebration with a nice green eyed beauty. :-) ...

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The room was bland and dull compared to the heat and spark on the bed...

He grabs a fist full of my sweat laden red hair and tugs back and forth, matching the rythmic thrusts of his hips against my full round bottom as his bulging member invades the wetness of my pussy. The heat radiating from our bodies matches the intensity and volume of the moans and groans escapin...

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The way to a man's heart...

Mmmmm.... my newest concoction, Coca-Cola BBQ chicken & wild rice. Can ya smell it? :-) any other cooking enthusiasts feel free to send me your favorite recipes you've come up with. I'm always looking for new and fresh ideas. Too bad there's nobody to share this with. Hard to cook a full 3 co...

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A Party Gras To Remember...

Beads, masks, funnel cake, frothy Albita ale, it was certainly a week that will go down in my history books! This being my first Mardi Gras down here, I hit up a couple parades, took a glance down into the quarter (before high tailing it away from that huge mass of drunken humanity) :-) and over ...

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Happy Valentines Day!

everybody deserves somebody. If you're alone this valentine's day like me, let's get together and celebrate being single and the fabulous life that we do lead we're on our time is ours, all our money is ours, and there's no hassle of compromising or fighting over a misunderstanding etc... let's c...

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THIS is why I absolutely LOVE my VIP Gents!!

So as you may have noticed I added some very nice pics for February thus far, and might I comment that the picture quality and resolution is so much better than my last phone!! This is all thanks (SO SO MUCH) to a certain one of my VIP favs, you know who you are and I am SO grateful you are in my...

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PLEASE don't waste my time on you...

Im a human being, just like any of y'all. You cut me, I bleed red. I hold down a boring 9 to 5 because it pays the bills. I treat people how I would like to be treated. And, if I tell someone I will be there at a certain time, you can take it to the bank that I will be there. If for some reason I c...

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Age ain't nothin' but a number! Heres how & why...

I can't tell you how many times I've heard a conversation begin with "When you're my age..." or end with "You'll understand when you're older..." Age isn't anything more than a number of how many birthdays a person's had. How many years they have seen come and go, etc... Some days I roll ...

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The 'eARTh' without 'art' is just 'eh'...

You know, life is serious, stressful, jam packed with activities, bills, deadlines... We all need to take a step aside from the hustle and bustle to just...breathe... soak in the sun rays, (or feel the rain sprinkle on our face, as it were) and be thankful that no matter what strife or ha...

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Newest addition to my site... Looking forward to sharing!

As I sit here basking in the relaxing goo of my agave nectar hydrating facial masque, I couldn't help but to think that my idle time could be best used in other ways and means. I've never been one to write in a journal, and have never been the 'dear diary' type... Seems to me if you take ...